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 Grandma got ran over by a full house, Big_Slick, 23. Dec 2003 14:10 | ||
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| Grandma got ran over by a full house Playing Texas Hold 'Em Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But me and my bankroll, we believe I got a phone call from dear Grandma. She'd been watching poker on T.V. She told me how she learned to play No Limit between the breaths from her oxygen machine. I felt guilty in the car ride. I knew that Grandma was on Welfare. I told myself I wouldn't bust her. I loved that woman and her purple hair. Grandma got ran over by a full house Playing Texas Hold 'Em Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But me and my bankroll, we believe Well she was stealing all the antes. This woman played like Johnny Chan. She would raise in first position and one by one we would all lay down our hands. She was up a couple hundred. She had us all playing scared. Laughing, she turned over total garbage as I threw away my two pair. Grandma got ran over by a full house Playing Texas Hold 'Em Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But me and my bankroll, we believe I was sitting in the Big Blind. I found myself with seven-two. I was hoping for a huge flop so I could pay dear Grandma her just dues. The flop came King-Two with a Seven. Grandma pushed her chips all-in. I quickly called with no hesitation and showed her my two pair with a small grin. Grandma got ran over by a full house Playing Texas Hold 'Em Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But me and my bankroll, we believe Grandma cursed just like a sailor and slowly turned over Big-Slick. While turning up her tank of oxygen she politely called me a little prick. I felt badly for dear Grandma as the river brought me a lovely two. But only real players bust their Grandma taking everything except her clothes and shoes. Grandma got ran over by a full house Playing Texas Hold 'Em Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But me and my bankroll, we believe Merry Poker! | ||
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| Re: Grandma got ran over by a full house, Yeoda, 23. Dec 2003 14:17 | ||
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| Thanks Big_Slick. You gave me a chuckle. Do you have a PlanetPoker account? Could you send me a refer-a-friend (yeoda@straightflushes.com). Heck, send me one from all the places you play. Party Poker is getting a little old. Thanks, John | ||
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| Re: Grandma got ran over by a full house, SpaceAce, 24. Dec 2003 11:59 | ||
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| Good stuff. Did you write this? SpaceAce | ||
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| Re: Grandma got ran over by a full house, Raodwarior, 28. Dec 2003 14:23 | ||
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| ROFLMAO | ||
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| Re: Grandma got ran over by a full house, SmallFeesh, 28. Dec 2003 15:08 | ||
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| thats it! send it to a country artist! they thought the gambler was a good song! HA! its the new hit! anyone got Kenny Chesney's e-mail??? LMFAO | ||
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| Re: Grandma got ran over by a full house, Flakes, 28. Dec 2003 21:33 | ||
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| That's great Big_Slick!!! on 23. Dec 2003 14:10 Big_Slick wrote: > Grandma got ran over by a full house > Playing Texas Hold 'Em Christmas Eve > You can say there's no such thing as Santa > But me and my bankroll, we believe > > I got a phone call from dear Grandma. She'd been watching poker on T.V. > She told me how she learned to play No Limit between the breaths from her > oxygen machine. > I felt guilty in the car ride. I knew that Grandma was on Welfare. > I told myself I wouldn't bust her. I loved that woman and her purple hair. > > Grandma got ran over by a full house > Playing Texas Hold 'Em Christmas Eve > You can say there's no such thing as Santa > But me and my bankroll, we believe > > Well she was stealing all the antes. This woman played like Johnny Chan. > She would raise in first position and one by one we would all lay down our > hands. > She was up a couple hundred. She had us all playing scared. > Laughing, she turned over total garbage as I threw away my two pair. > > Grandma got ran over by a full house > Playing Texas Hold 'Em Christmas Eve > You can say there's no such thing as Santa > But me and my bankroll, we believe > > I was sitting in the Big Blind. I found myself with seven-two. > I was hoping for a huge flop so I could pay dear Grandma her just dues. > The flop came King-Two with a Seven. Grandma pushed her chips all-in. > I quickly called with no hesitation and showed her my two pair with a small > grin. > > Grandma got ran over by a full house > Playing Texas Hold 'Em Christmas Eve > You can say there's no such thing as Santa > But me and my bankroll, we believe > > Grandma cursed just like a sailor and slowly turned over Big-Slick. > While turning up her tank of oxygen she politely called me a little prick. > I felt badly for dear Grandma as the river brought me a lovely two. > But only real players bust their Grandma taking everything except her clothes > and shoes. > > Grandma got ran over by a full house > Playing Texas Hold 'Em Christmas Eve > You can say there's no such thing as Santa > But me and my bankroll, we believe > > Merry Poker! > > > > | ||
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