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THANK YOU, PLANET POKER, ADAM THE EXPERT, 21. Nov 2003 20:23
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WELL, IT'S BEEN A FEW MONTHS SINCE I'VE PLAYED ON

PLANET POKER. I GUESS I WAS WAITING FOR THE

NEW SOFTWARE, THAT ROY COOKE PERSONALLY PROMISED

ME. (HINT HINT HINT HINT)

SO OK, I SLAPPED $500 DOWN, NOT BEING ABLE TO

RESIST A $50 BONUS CERTIFICATE I FOUND BURIED

IN MY DESK. WHEW WHEW !! JUST MADE IN BEFORE

EXPERATION.

OK, SO I LOG ON, AND FIND A $20 OMAHA TOURNAMENT.

YAY!! I LOVE OMAHA TOURNAMENTS!! IN FACT, I LOVE

ALL TOURNAMENTS, EXCEPT FOR LIMIT HOLD EM.


OK, NORMALLY, ADAM THE EXPERT IS NOT INTERESTED

IN ANY EVENT, WITH A TOP PRIZE OF ONLY $600, BUT WHAT

THE HECK, MIKE AND ROY WERE PLAYING, SO I DECIDED

TO PLAY.

BUT, THIS HAD A BONUS!! $250 SMACKAROOS "BOUNTY"

FOR BUSTING OUT MR. CARO, AND ANOTHER TWO FIFTY,

FOR DOING THE SAME, TO MR. COOKE.

AND, IF YOU WERE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BUST "BOTH"

OUT, YOU GOT A WHOPPING $1000 !!

WOW, THIS MADE IT EXCITING.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN PEOPLE GAMBLE UP MORE, SO I DECIDED

TO DO THE SAME. I JUST CAN'T TAKE SMALL AMOUNTS,

SERIOUSLY, SO I DECIDED TO HAVE SOME FUN, AND

JUST THROW IN A LOT OF CHIPS.


GREAT FUN WAS TO BE HAD BY ALL, AND THEY HAVE

MORE OF THESE "BOUNTY" EVENTS SCHEDULED

OK

OK

I KNOW, THE SOFTWARE SUCKS, AND SOME OF YOU MAYH

BE RELUCTENT TO PLAY BECAUSE OF THIS,

BUT THERE IS MORE TO LIFE, THAN CATCHY SOFTWARE!!


IF NOT FOR PLANET POKER, THERE MAY VERY WELL NOT

EVEN BE INTERNET POKER, SO I FEEL THAT WE WHO

ARE VERY SUCCESSFUL, IN THIS VENUE STARTED

BY THESE MEN, OWE SOME ACTION ON THIS SITE.


C'MON !!!! IT'S KIND OF FUN, GOING "RETRO" WAY WAY WAY

BACK, TO 1996 SOFTWARE.

AND, AS I'VE SAID MANY TIMES BEFORE, THE ASSURANCE

THAT THEY ARE GOING WWWWWWWWAAAAAYYY OUT

OF THEIR WAY, MORE THAN ANY OTHER SITE, TO PROTECT

THE PLAYERS FROM CHEATING, GOES A LONG WAY.


I FOUND OUT, THAT ALL THE MONEY THAT MIKE AND ROY

(AS WELL AS SOMEONE KNOWN ONLY AS "FLOORGUY"

AND "FLOORGIRL" WIN IN A MONTH, IS GIVEN BACK TO

THE PLAYERS, IN ONE PROMOTION OR ANOTHER.

TO ME, THIS IS A TOTAL TOUCH OF CLASS.



P.S. NOOOOOOOOOO, I 'M NOT JUST SAYING THIS, TO

EARN "BROWNIE POINTS" WITH YOU KNOW WHO.


ADAM THE EXPERT'S RECOMMANDATION, IS NOT

FOR SALE.





P.S. I'M GETTING PRETTY DARN POPULAR, WITH FAN

MAIL AND EVERYTHING, HOW COME I HAVE NOT BEEN

INVITED, TO BE A "MAJOR CONTRIBUTOR"?


IS IT THE CAPITAL LETTERS? THE MISSPELLINGS? THE

COCKINESS? ALL OF THE ABOVE.


FANS!!! WRITE THEM, PLEASE INSIST THAT ADAM THE EXPERT

GETS RECOGNITION, AS A TRUE EXPERT, AND GIFTED

ENTERTAINER.
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Re: THANK YOU, PLANET POKER, ReMMy, 21. Nov 2003 20:47
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HEY! No spell checking, you're scaring us...
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Re: THANK YOU, PLANET POKER, gary ford, 22. Nov 2003 08:43
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on 21. Nov 2003 20:23 ADAM THE EXPERT wrote:
> WELL, IT'S BEEN A FEW MONTHS SINCE I'VE PLAYED ON
>
> PLANET POKER. I GUESS I WAS WAITING FOR THE
>
> NEW SOFTWARE, THAT ROY COOKE PERSONALLY PROMISED
>
> ME. (HINT HINT HINT HINT)
>
> SO OK, I SLAPPED $500 DOWN, NOT BEING ABLE TO
>
> RESIST A $50 BONUS CERTIFICATE I FOUND BURIED
>
> IN MY DESK. WHEW WHEW !! JUST MADE IN BEFORE
>
> EXPERATION.
>
> OK, SO I LOG ON, AND FIND A $20 OMAHA TOURNAMENT.
>
> YAY!! I LOVE OMAHA TOURNAMENTS!! IN FACT, I LOVE
>
> ALL TOURNAMENTS, EXCEPT FOR LIMIT HOLD EM.
>
>
> OK, NORMALLY, ADAM THE EXPERT IS NOT INTERESTED
>
> IN ANY EVENT, WITH A TOP PRIZE OF ONLY $600, BUT WHAT
>
> THE HECK, MIKE AND ROY WERE PLAYING, SO I DECIDED
>
> TO PLAY.
>
> BUT, THIS HAD A BONUS!! $250 SMACKAROOS "BOUNTY"
>
> FOR BUSTING OUT MR. CARO, AND ANOTHER TWO FIFTY,
>
> FOR DOING THE SAME, TO MR. COOKE.
>
> AND, IF YOU WERE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BUST "BOTH"
>
> OUT, YOU GOT A WHOPPING $1000 !!
>
> WOW, THIS MADE IT EXCITING.
>
> I HAVE NEVER SEEN PEOPLE GAMBLE UP MORE, SO I DECIDED
>
> TO DO THE SAME. I JUST CAN'T TAKE SMALL AMOUNTS,
>
> SERIOUSLY, SO I DECIDED TO HAVE SOME FUN, AND
>
> JUST THROW IN A LOT OF CHIPS.
>
>
> GREAT FUN WAS TO BE HAD BY ALL, AND THEY HAVE
>
> MORE OF THESE "BOUNTY" EVENTS SCHEDULED
>
> OK
>
> OK
>
> I KNOW, THE SOFTWARE SUCKS, AND SOME OF YOU MAYH
>
> BE RELUCTENT TO PLAY BECAUSE OF THIS,
>
> BUT THERE IS MORE TO LIFE, THAN CATCHY SOFTWARE!!
>
>
> IF NOT FOR PLANET POKER, THERE MAY VERY WELL NOT
>
> EVEN BE INTERNET POKER, SO I FEEL THAT WE WHO
>
> ARE VERY SUCCESSFUL, IN THIS VENUE STARTED
>
> BY THESE MEN, OWE SOME ACTION ON THIS SITE.
>
>
> C'MON !!!! IT'S KIND OF FUN, GOING "RETRO" WAY WAY WAY
>
> BACK, TO 1996 SOFTWARE.
>
> AND, AS I'VE SAID MANY TIMES BEFORE, THE ASSURANCE
>
> THAT THEY ARE GOING WWWWWWWWAAAAAYYY OUT
>
> OF THEIR WAY, MORE THAN ANY OTHER SITE, TO PROTECT
>
> THE PLAYERS FROM CHEATING, GOES A LONG WAY.
>
>
> I FOUND OUT, THAT ALL THE MONEY THAT MIKE AND ROY
>
> (AS WELL AS SOMEONE KNOWN ONLY AS "FLOORGUY"
>
> AND "FLOORGIRL" WIN IN A MONTH, IS GIVEN BACK TO
>
> THE PLAYERS, IN ONE PROMOTION OR ANOTHER.
>
> TO ME, THIS IS A TOTAL TOUCH OF CLASS.
>
>
>
> P.S. NOOOOOOOOOO, I 'M NOT JUST SAYING THIS, TO
>
> EARN "BROWNIE POINTS" WITH YOU KNOW WHO.
>
>
> ADAM THE EXPERT'S RECOMMANDATION, IS NOT
>
> FOR SALE.
>
>
>
>
>
> P.S. I'M GETTING PRETTY DARN POPULAR, WITH FAN
>
> MAIL AND EVERYTHING, HOW COME I HAVE NOT BEEN
>
> INVITED, TO BE A "MAJOR CONTRIBUTOR"?
>
>
> IS IT THE CAPITAL LETTERS? THE MISSPELLINGS? THE
>
> COCKINESS? ALL OF THE ABOVE.
>
>
> FANS!!! WRITE THEM, PLEASE INSIST THAT ADAM THE EXPERT
>
> GETS RECOGNITION, AS A TRUE EXPERT, AND GIFTED
>
> ENTERTAINER.


ALL OF THE ABOVE---YOU MIGHT CONSIDER GOING BACK TO SCHOOL--BUT OF COURSE YOU WIN SO MUCH YOU DONT NEED TO
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Re: THANK YOU, PLANET POKER, Jordan, 24. Nov 2003 10:41
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lmao......Adam you crack me up with every freaking post, keep it up man.
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