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Riding the River, HoldemNewbie, 31. Oct 2003 11:54
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(Originally posted 9/30/03)

No, this post isn't about playing a poker hand to the river. The
river I am referring to is the Colorado River which divides Laughlin,
NV from Bullhead City, AZ.

On this river there are four poker rooms: The Riverside, The Colorado
Belle, The Flamingo Hilton and The River Palms.

I will try to give you reviews of all four poker rooms from a "new
resident" perspective.

The first time I played poker in Laughlin, I went to the River Palms.
They advertised a "no check" hold'em tournament. I was hot and tired,
having driven around Arizona looking at houses that day. The
management was extremely kind and friendly. The poker room rate of
$35 was offered to me, although I had yet to even sit into a live
game. I was told the hotel was sold-out, but the manager still found
a poker room for me, and even went to registration to secure the
room, so that I wouldn't have to wait in a long line. A-plus for
service!

The River Palms is a small poker room, offering only five tables,
most of which are empty at any given time. When I walked in, $2-5
spread limit hold'em was the only game going. The players were soft,
the rake is max $3.00 plus the bbj drop ($1 max). The button is
forward moving. The tournament never got going due to lack of
interest. I have never seen them get one going since I have been
playing in the area. I have also never seen more than three tables
spread at once (one stud, two hold'em). Although the staff is very
friendly and the competition is soft, this poker room just doesn't
have any action. I have been told that it has changed ownership
recently (for the 3rd time?), and that the new ownership isn't
interested in keeping the poker room going. This is all rumor, I am
not sure what is happening there, myself.

The Flamingo Hilton is a very small poker room, as well. I can't even
really call it a poker "room," as it is just a small section off of
the main pit (any of you who have been in the poker room at Vegas'
Flamingo Hilton know what I'm talking about). The locals say that the
4/8 hold'em game is very good, but I have never seen any sign of
that. Most of the people playing were 70ish and extremely rocky. They
spread no tournaments and I have never seen more than one hold'em,
one stud game going. Most of the time it looks dead to me.

The Riverside is a dump. It is like playing poker with the mob. It is
a largish room, but the decorations date back to the 70's and 80's.
The tables are too close together, and the decor is very dark. Every
member of the staff, save one or two, are extremely rude and "scary."
This poker room is one of the most unfriendly I have ever played in.
They make the staff at Cliff Castle look like angels. The first time
I played at the Riverside was for an Omaha 8 tourney. I bought in
from a guy in a cage and was given a card with my table and seat. I
sat down in that seat to wait for the tourney to start. Not long
after, I was told to move to another table, as the table numbers
weren't correct for the tournament. No sweat, I moved. A few minutes
went by and I was told to move yet again. Okay, everyone has screw-
ups. Right before the tournament started, the poker room manager came
by barking at the staff and ordering everyone around. He told the
entire table to move yet again. One player balked a little at having
been moved three times. He yelled back, "Hey, listen, buddy, *I* am
the manager here, I tell YOU what to do, not the other way around. If
I tell you to move, you'll move, do you hear me?" Oh, my! Now this is
a bit over the top. Thus begins my illustration of how the entire
poker room is operated.

I was seated in the 2 seat. The woman in the one seat and the man in
the three seat fought the entire tournament. They constantly yelled
at each other and were badgering back and forth for hours. It was NOT
fun. The dealers were rude and yelled at the players if they didn't
act fast enough or there was some kind of squabble over dividing the
pot. Floor people and the manager came around to yell in their two
cents every so often. I swore to myself I would never play in that
dump again!

Oh, but I have played there again, twice more! Why would I do this?
Well, because they have a policy that if one finishes in the top four
spots for any of the weekday tourneys, they automatically get a
freeroll in the Saturday tourney. Then, the top two spots on Saturday
get a freeroll for the quarterly tourney. Ugh!

So my husband and I went back on Saturday for the free seat. If
anything, Saturday was even worse. This is definitely ghetto poker!
First off, I went to the cage to get my chips. The man standing
behind the cage said, "What can I get you, Sir?" I said, "I'm a
woman." He looked me square in the face and laughed, scoffing at me.
Nice way to start the day!

During the tournament, which mirrored the last one (with the yelling
and dictating), a player in the one seat playing stud suddenly looked
at the dealer in disbelief that he had lost a hand. When the dealer
looked at him, to take back his cards, the player suddenly reared
back and punched the dealer full in the face. The dealer immediately
called for security, in shock. Security was not called. Both the
floorman and the poker room manager just lifted the guy up by his
armpits and told him that poker players are not allowed to punch
dealers, and to leave the room. They escorted him to the exit, and
that was the last we saw. Not only was security NOT called, nor were
the police. They didn't even take down this guys name, nor did they
eject him from the rest of the casino. NICE. This reflects the
behavior that abounds at the Riverside.

There are other, smaller examples of the horrendous behavior
exhibited at the Riverside, but I think I made my point with the
punching incident.

After talking with dozens of locals and other cardroom employees, I
have heard that the Riverside is a magnet for thugs, thieves and
outlaws. My Mom, who dealt in Vegas for about 7 years, told me that
losers who have been kicked out of every cardroom in Vegas often go
to the Riverside because they know that is the only cardroom they
will never get banned from. Enough said!

The Colorado Belle is the cream of the crop in Laughlin. It is a
larger poker room, with ten tables. The seats are moderately
comfortable with plentiful cushions to be found. They have
the "tough" felt, which doesn't get under the fingernails or stain
the fingers as easily. The rake is the traditional $3.00 max with a
$1.00 max bad beat jackpot. Their poker room rate is only $20, and
seems to be given liberally, as well as the $4.00 comps to any of
their restaurants, including restaurants at the Edgewater (a sister
property nextdoor).

Since the Belle is owned by the Mandalay Bay company, which also owns
Luxor and other known casinos, their set-up mirrors those sister
cardrooms in a lot of ways. The Belle spreads 2-5 hold'em with a full
kill. It is an interesting game, mostly no-fold'em, hold'em, except
when the pensioner's play during the day (rocks). Once we got a 5/10
game going, which was very profitable. On weekends, they get a 10/20
game with a 1/2 kill going, and that is a wild game, mimicking the
pink chip game at the Tropicana (7.50/15). During the hours of 8pm-
midnight, a drawing for a stack ($100) is held every hour. All 10/20
seated player are given tickets for being at the table every hour,
plus extra tickets for initiating a kill pot. This makes the game
that much more wild. It is not uncommon to have 8 players see every
flop, through 4 bets!

Most of the dealers at the Belle are extremely friendly and work hard
at being good at their jobs. The locals tip fantastically, which so
goes against the rock persona that they exhibit. One of the dealers
flashes every, single burn card. I never purposely try to sit in the
8, 9 or 10 seat, but when I am sitting in those seats, I have the
benefit of seeing those cards. I don't "try" to look, as I am not an
angle shooter and I feel my game is good without cheating, but he is
so blatant about showing those cards that they are just there,
staring everyone straight in the face.

There are daily tournaments at the Belle. Pineapple is offered each
morning at 10am. It is only a $10 buy-in with a $2 entry fee. This is
not California Pineapple, you must throw away one card before the
flop, not after. The regular tourney players are horrific, as they
feel that since two out of any three cards must be good, and play
every hand. On Sundays, the Belle adds $100 to this tournament. It
usually sells out.

On Mondays there is a limit to no-limit hold'em tournament.
Incredibly, the buy-in is $25 with NO entry fee, plus the house adds
$500 to the prize pool (I am certain this is taken out of the bad
beat jackpot, which is fine with me). There is a $5 bounty on each
player's head. The structure is very fast, like the Luxor et al. You
are only given 100 starting chips, no dealer's add-on. Blinds start
at 5/5 for 20 minutes, increase to 5/10 then 10/20. After that, it is
no limit. Anytime a player has less than 100 chips, during the first
hour, he can rebuy for $10 and get another 100. So many players do
multiple rebuys that it increases the prize pool dramatically. After
the first hour, players can get an additional 500 chips for $20, no
matter how many chips they have at the time. This is the only add-on
offered. After the ten minute break, the stakes are no limit and the
levels shorten to 15 minutes. Things get even crazier!

Most of the time, these tourneys are sold out, with many alternates.
The Belle needs to add tables, desperately. They, like everyone else
in the industry, are suffering huge growing pains, with the WPT
explosion. I was told that they used to get two to three games going
daily, with maybe four on the weekends. Now all ten tables are
regularly filled, and when the tournaments start, that takes away
five tables, with many people on waiting lists for cash games, as
well as alternates for the tourneys. The room is packed, with
railbirds lurking 3 deep at the rail.

Thursday and Friday bring Omaha 8 tourneys. They are essentially the
same structure, with the same buy-in, no juice, $500 added, etc.

Omaha 8 seems to be the "Laughlin" game. The locals love it. When you
mention Omaha to any of the older people, their eyes light up like
it's Christmas time. Almost every night, there is a 5/10 Omaha game.
There is almost always a list for Omaha and/or an interest list for
higher limits. Sometimes Omaha has the most tables going at any given
time. It is amazing how much the locals love Omaha. Unfortunately for
me, the EV is still not as good as hold'em, due to the fact that it
takes so long per hand. The locals never bother to memorize their
hole cards, and since they are mostly 70+, it takes them forever to
study both their cards, and the board, every time a community card is
added. It is not uncommon to see one hand last ten minutes. Although
they play very loosely (8-10 seeing every flop), and I feel the game
is beatable by a mile, it drives me to distraction, and I cannot see
where the hourly rate would be as high as the smaller hold'em games
(unless they increase limits, which happens occasionally at the Omaha
table).

Sometimes, on the weekends, during the graveyard shift, a small buy-
in NLHE or PLHE game gets going. I guess I am getting old, because I
can't seem to stay up that late anymore, and always end up leaving
before anyone initiates playing overs.

Once per month, the Belle offers a tournament cruise. The cruise is
free, as is the food, etc, I believe. The tournament is the same
limit to no-limit structured hold'em. The buy-in is $100 the entry
fee is $10. I haven't taken the first cruise yet (it is the first
Wednesday of each month), so I will report on how that went after it
is over.

Overall, I would rate the Colorado Belle as an A+ for service, games
spread, hospitality, personality and +EV. Come on over, when you get
the chance, and ride the river!

Felicia :)

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