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Good news, KevinK, 25. Oct 2003 03:20
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I decided to take up some advice I got from everyone here and slowed my aggression down a notch since a lot of players like to play so many hands. I read people as good as I once did, played hands better and bluffed when they didn't hit. I also stopped trying to predict as many cards but I still like trying to guess if I'm being bluffed or not(playing on instinct will always be a part of my play). I didn't make the final table but did play for 2 and a half hours, placing 250 in a field of 3000. The hand that broke me was pocket kings to pocket aces so I'm not too upset I lost(and no it wasn't a chip leader, he had more chips than I did and blinds were like acid to my chip count).
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Re: Good news, WilliamS, 25. Oct 2003 06:08
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I have good news; I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance.

Sorry, just couldn't resist

Will

PS No offense
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Re: Good news, ReMMy, 25. Oct 2003 08:05
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I HATE THOSE COMMERCIALS!!!

I did find that amusing though...
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Re: Good news, KevinK, 26. Oct 2003 10:56
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That was pretty funny. Actually no one liked my idea though of having one similar to the prison one. Here a man is about to be executed and the phone rings. The inmate asks if he got a pardon. The warden tells him, no, I got a discount on my insurance. THROW THE SWITCH! he says. Then you see the lights go out. A bit too much for regular tv I'm thinking.
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Re: Good news, garry gates, 26. Oct 2003 16:18
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Or how about one where a guy pays a visit to the doctor to get results back from an HIV test... And in the middle of the meeting, the doctor receives an envelope... After reading it - he says - "Oh, this is great news..." and the poor soul sitting across from him says - "the test came back negative?"
And the doctor replies - "No you have AIDS alright... but I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance..."

Ok - I'm terrible...

gg
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Re: Good news, Bungus, 27. Oct 2003 13:38
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Or how about a guy is kidnapped and held hostage by a bunch of middle east extremist. He's tied and blind folded when his captors get a phone call. The hostage is like, "They'll pay the ransom?" and they're like, no, but I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance! Too bad for you, infidel" then pull out a gun. You hear gunshots as it fades to the gieco screen with their phone number
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Re: Good news, KevinK, 2. Nov 2003 03:15
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These all sound like stuff that should be on Saturday Night Live. I'm sure itd be funnier then the crap that is on there now.
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