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 Poker joke, MozMan, 21. Jul 2003 12:38 | ||
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| Here's a great one someone just emailed to me: Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John, upon trying to sit up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything you liked under the table?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well, indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John indicated that he was interested. Sue told him that as her husband, Bill, worked late on Fridays and John didn't, then John should be at her house around 2:00 Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for the planned time with Sue, and after paying her the agreed sum of $100, they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction as Sue had promised. Afterward, John quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 pm and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly, "Did John come by this afternoon?" A little worried, Sue answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband asked, "And did he give you $100?" In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, and after mustering up her best poker-face, replied, "Well, yes. In fact he did give me $100." Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home to pay me back." Now THAT is a poker player... -Moz "May your chips never fall from a cow." | ||
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| Re: Poker joke, donrhem, 21. Jul 2003 12:44 | ||
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| Moz, That is just great! | ||
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| Re: Poker joke, 4 POKER, 21. Jul 2003 13:01 | ||
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| Funny stuff Moz! | ||
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| Re: Poker joke, Roy Cooke, 21. Jul 2003 13:16 | ||
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| Good one! Roy on 21. Jul 2003 12:38 MozMan wrote: > Here's a great one someone just emailed to me: > > Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped some > cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he > noticed that Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear! > > Shocked by this, John, upon trying to sit up again, hit his head on the table > and emerged red-faced. > > Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed > and asked, "Did you see anything you liked under the table?" > > Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well, indeed he > did. She said, "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $100." > > After a minute to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John > indicated that he was interested. Sue told him that as her husband, Bill, worked > late on Fridays and John didn't, then John should be at her house around 2:00 > Friday afternoon. > > When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for the planned time > with Sue, and after paying her the agreed sum of $100, they went to the bedroom > and closed their transaction as Sue had promised. Afterward, John quickly > dressed and left. As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 pm and upon entering > the house, asked his wife abruptly, "Did John come by this afternoon?" > > A little worried, Sue answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this > afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband asked, "And did he > give you $100?" In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, and after > mustering up her best poker-face, replied, "Well, yes. In fact he did give me > $100." > > Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I > was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from > me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home to pay > me back." > > Now THAT is a poker player... > > -Moz > > "May your chips never fall from a cow." | ||
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| Re: Poker joke, johnph77, 22. Jul 2003 16:44 | ||
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| Gotta watch your step when the chips are down..... | ||
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| Re: Poker joke, chasepoker, 22. Jul 2003 17:31 | ||
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| Did he raise and then go all in ? Chasepoker | ||
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| Re: Poker joke, 4 POKER, 22. Jul 2003 17:59 | ||
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| Oh. My. God. VERY clever! (hee,hee). 4P- | ||
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| Re: Poker joke, MozMan, 22. Jul 2003 22:04 | ||
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| ROFLMAO!!! You just made my day chase. :) -Moz "May your chips never fall from a cow." | ||
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| Re: Poker joke, stdioh, 23. Jul 2003 08:33 | ||
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| Or did he bust her with his nuts? | ||
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| Re: Poker joke, MouseBeast, 24. Jul 2003 09:56 | ||
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| I...cant... breath... BUAHAHAAHA.. ~~(__)8> "LoL" on 23. Jul 2003 08:33 stdioh wrote: > Or did he bust her with his nuts? | ||
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