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 UPF Personalities Part II, TKarrde, 24. Jun 2003 10:00 | ||
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| A look at a few more: Scrubbie: He is quiet unusual for someone from the LA area in the fact that he is very close to ... normal! Well, as close as you can get in that part of the country. His one weakness: satin panties. Hey, don't knock it until you try it. His hobbies are overeating, oversleeping, and watching too much TV. He got into online poker after being fired from his job as a popcorn vendor at Staples Arena for exposing himself to Kobe. He used to be indecisive. But now he isn't so sure. He is looking to find out who his real dad is but the Nevada brothels weren't required to keep records until 1980. Beigs: Our tournament hero! Beigs is the typical New Yorker... he talks funny, doesn't own a car, and eats hot dogs on street corners with mustard and relish. He did not vote for Hillary, but did buy the book. He is the anti-Scrubbie. He lives on the other side of the continent, prefers real women to Girls Gone Wild videos, and does not, under any circumstance, wear satin panties. Silk lace is the only way to go for him. His favorite pick up line is... "I'm a sound guy, you wanna hold my microphone?" Here is a trivia question. What do you get when you cross Scrubbie and Beigs? A: George Michaels. Andrew Wells: Older. Wiser. One of the more profound men on the forum. But until proven otherwise (by another UPF tournament) he is still Beigs' bitch. Conservative gentleman who voted for Ronald Reagan in 1980 and 1984. He also voted for Reagan in 1988, 1992, 1996, and 2000 (McCain was a close second) as a write-in candidate. (Hey there is always a chance.) He has seen The Winning Team at least 20 times. His first born son's name is Ron. Figuring out he was old was easy... he lives in Arizona! Chasepoker: He is one of the most intersting players that you do not know about. Chase's real name is Henry Charles Albert David Windsor, but his friends call him Harry. This one just seemed to fall into place. 1) He is British. 2) He can affored to go on a world tour. 3) He is young enough to listen to Eminem. 4) Has openly admitted to smoking Mary Jane. Only person it could be. You'd be surprised that a prince would waste his time playing poker. But really, as long as he stays out of William's hair, no one could care less what Harry does. His favourite colour is blue. Cheers. Mike Caro: There really is a misnomer about Mike that needs to be cleared up. Yes, he is Mad. The Nevada State Board of Mental Health has had to commit him twice. But his IQ is only 132. And you aren't technically a "genius" until 140. He is deeply hurt by Mensa's denial of his application. But they keep insisting that he take an IQ test and stop sending in his bio page from his latest book. Mike's worst game of poker came when playing a guy named Lucy (but all his friends call him "Loose"). Mike had flopped quads but was down to the felt with nothing left to bet. He quipped "I'd bet anything I have that you are beat." After showing down a straight flush on the river, Lucifer had Mike sign a contract to pimp Planet Poker until the next Armageddon or until it reached 32 degrees back home. Talk about a bad beat story! Roy Cooke: Have you ever met Roy? Two words describe this man: slot bitch. Yes, you heard it here first. Roy did not move to Vegas from Seattle for the poker. No, the bio lies. Roy got hooked on the one-armed bandits during a trip to Vegas in college. (Scrubbie, you might want to check to see if he hit your mom's brothel.) He couldn't get enough of the slots. and had to move to Vegas. He was forced to learn poker to help feed his slot machine addiction. He is the man at Bellagio playing 6 machines at one time scowling at every passer-by that even looks at one of his machines. He can't wait until he turns 55 and gets the senior citizens deal in the slot rooms. And that coveted AARP card. Mike often likes to take his out and flaunt it in front of Roy. But Roy and Mike came to an agreement. If Mike shares his senior citizens discount card at the local cafateria, Roy will help out with Planet Poker. Hope this gives a bit more insight into your fellow posters. TK | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, Andrew Wells, 24. Jun 2003 10:29 | ||
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| Very insightful, and I must say close enough to accurate. If you can come up with these from just player posts, then you must excell at reading players at the table too. I voted for John Anderson instead of Ronald Reagan in 1980. But you correctly saw the Republican in me. I was very much for John McCain as well, and did encourage a 2000 write-in on Boston talk radio as an effort to get him to reconsider running again in 2004. At least you don't have me wearing pink panties, but due to your uncanny accuracy I have to wonder how close you got with the other personalities here. | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, TKarrde, 24. Jun 2003 10:42 | ||
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| John Anderson??? Isn't he a Country Music Entertainer? I voted for Jimmy Carter over Gerald Ford... in my kindergarten class. TKarrde "You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian (Mozman) when death is on the line!" | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, Andrew Wells, 24. Jun 2003 18:07 | ||
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| John Anderson was an independent on the ballot back then, but I'm showing my age now. | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, shorn, 24. Jun 2003 10:43 | ||
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| TK- You are a laugh riot my man. I love the "slot bitch" comment. I would hate to see you come up with me. Steve | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, Risky Business, 24. Jun 2003 11:01 | ||
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| was there a part 1 i missed? on 24. Jun 2003 10:00 TKarrde wrote: > A look at a few more: > > Scrubbie: He is quiet unusual for someone from the LA area in the fact that he > is very close to ... normal! Well, as close as you can get in that part of the > country. His one weakness: satin panties. Hey, don't knock it until you try > it. His hobbies are overeating, oversleeping, and watching too much TV. He got > into online poker after being fired from his job as a popcorn vendor at Staples > Arena for exposing himself to Kobe. He used to be indecisive. But now he isn't > so sure. He is looking to find out who his real dad is but the Nevada brothels > weren't required to keep records until 1980. > > Beigs: Our tournament hero! Beigs is the typical New Yorker... he talks funny, > doesn't own a car, and eats hot dogs on street corners with mustard and relish. > He did not vote for Hillary, but did buy the book. He is the anti-Scrubbie. He > lives on the other side of the continent, prefers real women to Girls Gone Wild > videos, and does not, under any circumstance, wear satin panties. Silk lace is > the only way to go for him. His favorite pick up line is... "I'm a sound guy, > you wanna hold my microphone?" Here is a trivia question. What do you get when > you cross Scrubbie and Beigs? A: George Michaels. > > Andrew Wells: Older. Wiser. One of the more profound men on the forum. But > until proven otherwise (by another UPF tournament) he is still Beigs' bitch. > Conservative gentleman who voted for Ronald Reagan in 1980 and 1984. He also > voted for Reagan in 1988, 1992, 1996, and 2000 (McCain was a close second) as a > write-in candidate. (Hey there is always a chance.) He has seen The Winning > Team at least 20 times. His first born son's name is Ron. Figuring out he was > old was easy... he lives in Arizona! > > Chasepoker: He is one of the most intersting players that you do not know > about. Chase's real name is Henry Charles Albert David Windsor, but his friends > call him Harry. This one just seemed to fall into place. 1) He is British. 2) > He can affored to go on a world tour. 3) He is young enough to listen to > Eminem. 4) Has openly admitted to smoking Mary Jane. Only person it could be. > You'd be surprised that a prince would waste his time playing poker. But > really, as long as he stays out of William's hair, no one could care less what > Harry does. His favourite colour is blue. Cheers. > > Mike Caro: There really is a misnomer about Mike that needs to be cleared up. > Yes, he is Mad. The Nevada State Board of Mental Health has had to commit him > twice. But his IQ is only 132. And you aren't technically a "genius" until > 140. He is deeply hurt by Mensa's denial of his application. But they keep > insisting that he take an IQ test and stop sending in his bio page from his > latest book. Mike's worst game of poker came when playing a guy named Lucy (but > all his friends call him "Loose"). Mike had flopped quads but was down to the > felt with nothing left to bet. He quipped "I'd bet anything I have that you are > beat." After showing down a straight flush on the river, Lucifer had Mike sign > a contract to pimp Planet Poker until the next Armageddon or until it reached 32 > degrees back home. Talk about a bad beat story! > > Roy Cooke: Have you ever met Roy? Two words describe this man: slot bitch. > Yes, you heard it here first. Roy did not move to Vegas from Seattle for the > poker. No, the bio lies. Roy got hooked on the one-armed bandits during a trip > to Vegas in college. (Scrubbie, you might want to check to see if he hit your > mom's brothel.) He couldn't get enough of the slots. and had to move to Vegas. > He was forced to learn poker to help feed his slot machine addiction. He is the > man at Bellagio playing 6 machines at one time scowling at every passer-by that > even looks at one of his machines. He can't wait until he turns 55 and gets the > senior citizens deal in the slot rooms. And that coveted AARP card. Mike often > likes to take his out and flaunt it in front of Roy. But Roy and Mike came to > an agreement. If Mike shares his senior citizens discount card at the local > cafateria, Roy will help out with Planet Poker. > > Hope this gives a bit more insight into your fellow posters. > > TK | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, TKarrde, 24. Jun 2003 11:14 | ||
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| Check the: Where R U from? Ur experience? thread. TKarrde "You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian (Mozman) when death is on the line!" | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, MozMan, 24. Jun 2003 12:35 | ||
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| ROFLMAO! This is just too funny... -Moz "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect." | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, chasepoker, 24. Jun 2003 12:44 | ||
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| Funny, very funny, would be even funnier if you knew my real name... > Chasepoker: He is one of the most intersting players that you do not know > about. Chase's real name is Henry Charles Albert David Windsor, but his friends > call him Harry. This one just seemed to fall into place. 1) He is British. 2) > He can affored to go on a world tour. 3) He is young enough to listen to > Eminem. 4) Has openly admitted to smoking Mary Jane. Only person it could be. > You'd be surprised that a prince would waste his time playing poker. But > really, as long as he stays out of William's hair, no one could care less what > Harry does. His favourite colour is blue. Cheers. | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, TKarrde, 24. Jun 2003 12:49 | ||
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| Don't tell me I got your name wrong. Please share. TKarrde "You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian (Mozman) when death is on the line!" | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, chasepoker, 24. Jun 2003 12:50 | ||
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| Well my surname is King.. on 24. Jun 2003 12:49 TKarrde wrote: > Don't tell me I got your name wrong. Please share. > > TKarrde | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, beigs, 24. Jun 2003 13:26 | ||
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| Actually, the number one sound guy pickup line is, "Would you like to check out my reverb unit?" But you were close. | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, Scrubbie, 24. Jun 2003 14:16 | ||
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| I have to say, I would be proud to have Roy as my Pop!!! (Does this mean I get a discount for poker lessons ... Dad?) Also ... MOZMAN ... KYOA!!!!!!!! Scrubbie "Another day, another dollar ... or 63 cents after taxes!" | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, MozMan, 24. Jun 2003 15:09 | ||
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| At risk of sounding like an idiot (a frequent risk, I'm afraid): KYOA? -Moz "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect." | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, Risky Business, 24. Jun 2003 15:14 | ||
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| Moz, who are you kidding, that's not being fair to the idiots. on 24. Jun 2003 15:09 MozMan wrote: > At risk of sounding like an idiot (a frequent risk, I'm afraid): > > KYOA? > > -Moz > > "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect." | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, MozMan, 24. Jun 2003 15:22 | ||
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| LOL! You guys are too much... -Moz "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect." | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II (Moz), Scrubbie, 24. Jun 2003 15:38 | ||
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| Moz, You said LMAO (Laugh My A$$ Off). ... So I told you to KYAO (Keep Your A$$ On) | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II (Moz), MozMan, 24. Jun 2003 15:44 | ||
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| well, DUH! Idiots the world over are ashamed... For some reason, I kept trying to make the 'K' into 'KISS' in my mind... so I'm thinking, "Why would Scrubbie tell me to kiss my own a$$?" :) -Moz "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect." | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II (Moz), TKarrde, 25. Jun 2003 05:02 | ||
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| I'm glad Moz asked so I didn't have to. TKarrde "You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian (Mozman) when death is on the line!" | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, Wren, 25. Jun 2003 10:59 | ||
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| Don't I get one? Or have I just been lumped in as "stdio's better half"? :P | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, shorn, 25. Jun 2003 11:49 | ||
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| Way better half...I got shut out by TK so far too. I guess that we are just too boring to analyze! | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, Wren, 25. Jun 2003 11:51 | ||
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| :,, - ((((((((((( | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, TKarrde, 25. Jun 2003 12:42 | ||
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| Give a guy a chance. They actually expect me to do some work in the office every now and then! ;) Besides, I really felt like trying to bust on Mike and Roy. I even threw in a comment on Mike pimping Planet Poker and got no "props" from stdioh or the other Mike-bashers. What's a guy got to do for some love? TKarrde "You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian (Mozman) when death is on the line!" | ||
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| Re: UPF Personalities Part II, stdioh, 25. Jun 2003 12:17 | ||
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| Actually she's more like my better 1/3. My weight minus twice her weight is still more weight than she can lift :) | ||
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