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 State Lottery Scams Millions!, Big_Slick, 19. Jun 2003 20:22 | ||
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| An anonymous post from last month. Worth repeating. Please substitute Doug's Inbreed Brother with Green Ball's Inbreed Brother. I've been playing the Kentucky lottery for 1 month and have yet to win. BEWARE! This is a SCAM! All they want is your money! Here is my system... I play my mamma's birthday (the 27th) I play my poppy's birthday (the 4th) I play Elvis's birthday (the 8th) I play Jeff Gordon's number (24) I play my IQ (12) My Power Ball number is my penis size (2 inches). You tell me... how can I be losing??? The nice woman on the psychic network told me that she new 2 things for sure... 1) It wasn't me who got my sister pregnant (it was my brother doug). 2) I was blessed when it came to pickin' numbers. GO FIGURE!! All they do is take your money and your food stamps. My manager at McDonald's agrees with me. He's been playing the Kentucky lottery for 25 YEARS and has never won a cent. 25 YEARS!! Just think about that! IF THIS ISN'T UNDENIABLE PROOF, THEN WHAT IS??? Watch CNN... they will tell you how the ping pong balls are all magnetically charged so that the winner is pre-determined. TAKE YOUR MONEY AND RUN. BEWARE! Remember... you heard it here first. Signed, Doug's Inbreed Moron Brother (It run's in the family. I mean it really runs in the family) p.s. If you see Doug, tell him I need to talk to him about our sister. He's usually on Planet Poker pissing his McDonald's check away on cards like 2-7 unsuited in first position. Thanks! | ||
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| Re: State Lottery Scams Millions!, 4 POKER, 19. Jun 2003 20:25 | ||
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| LMAO.............You are just too frickin' funny Slick! | ||
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| Re: State Lottery Scams Millions!, MozMan, 19. Jun 2003 20:43 | ||
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| Just as funny the second time around! LOL! -Moz "Apples, fool! Because vests have no sleeves!" | ||
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| Re: State Lottery Scams Millions!, Yeoda, 20. Jun 2003 10:57 | ||
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| Dude, I'm cryin' here. | ||
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| State Lottery Odds, johnph77, 28. Jun 2003 19:30 | ||
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| I've worked out the odds on all the State lotteries I've been able to find - the payout percentages on any given game range anywhere between 45 and 60 percent - and most of them are parimutuel at the high end, which means the player assumes ALL the risks, even at the cost of lower payouts in the event of multiple jackpot winners. I haven't updated the page in a while, but for those who are interested, the website address of the page is http://www.johnph77.com/math/stlot.html | ||
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| Re: State Lottery Odds, chasepoker, 28. Jun 2003 19:46 | ||
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| Too funny. Chasepoker | ||
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