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 Jackassery at the poker table..., MouseBeast, 6. Jun 2003 18:30 | ||
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| Ok. What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard cross someones lips at a poker table. Hell, make a list. I cant get enough of this particular gem: "Id rather have luck than skill".. among many others.... While on the subject of silly comments (and never missing a chance to poke fun at VVP) When did he rise in status to a Hollywood Poker 'Hero'? --succumbing to the peer pressure of finding a good quote-- "You think we waste Gooks for "freedom"? This is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang." | ||
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| Re: Jackassery at the poker table..., Swagman, 6. Jun 2003 18:38 | ||
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| 'I'd rather have luck than skill..' thinking this is not entirely such as stupid quote. Talking about comparable luck to skill. At least luck will help you outside the world of poker. So i'll say it: 'I'd reather have luck than skill.' Hell YAY I'd rather stumble on a briefcase of loot, then grind away at it with 9 other drug addict, alcoholic, obsessive compulsives. | ||
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| Re: Jackassery at the poker table..., psuasskicker, 6. Jun 2003 19:21 | ||
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| Something I'd LOVE to do when I retire (in 30 years) is try to get a stake to go sit at a $2/$4 table in AC or Vegas for a year and compile a humor book on all the dumb-@$$ quotes you hear from the fish at those tables. Man have I heard a few... From a guy that thought it was a good idea to play 10h5h: "Well, they were suited." That's without a doubt the number one excuse any poor player gives to playing a crappy hand. My favorite though had to be: "I'd never raise before the flop no matter what I hold, cause you just never know what's going to hit." - C - | ||
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| Re: Jackassery at the poker table..., Swagman, 6. Jun 2003 19:45 | ||
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| Sklansky wrote that 5,10 hits the striaght both ways. Maybe he just got thro reading one of his books. | ||
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| Re: Jackassery at the poker table..., MozMan, 6. Jun 2003 19:59 | ||
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| My favorite was, "I have to have FIVE hearts?" -Moz "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." | ||
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| Re: Jackassery at the poker table..., 4 POKER, 6. Jun 2003 21:09 | ||
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| Well, for me, I ENJOY hearing my opponents say, "I'd rather have luck than skill". {that one has proved to be the most profitable one of all...at least on my end anyway}! 4 POKER | ||
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| Re: Jackassery at the poker table..., PairTheBoard, 6. Jun 2003 23:16 | ||
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| After losing money with pocket Kings one more time, "From now on I'm only playing pocket pairs when they're suited." The Jackass? That would be me I'm afraid. | ||
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| Re: Jackassery at the poker table..., flintsword, 7. Jun 2003 09:34 | ||
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| Of course, the sad reality is that you "could" have two kings with the same suit, ... and that would happen JUST before someone at the table shot you ... lol. flintsword | ||
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| Re: Jackassery at the poker table..., flintsword, 7. Jun 2003 09:32 | ||
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| My favourite moan (intended for humour, not complain) is when I get a sad stretch of cards. "I haven't seen this many bad hands since the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas !" flintsword | ||
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| Re: Jackassery at the poker table..., 4 POKER, 7. Jun 2003 09:35 | ||
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| Ha. Good one. 4 POKER | ||
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| Re: Jackassery at the poker table..., flintsword, 7. Jun 2003 09:48 | ||
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| "These cards are so cold, I could freeze meat with them !" flintsword | ||
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| Re: Jackassery at the poker table..., flintsword, 7. Jun 2003 09:49 | ||
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| "Yes dealer, please DO keep sending me microscopic, random, unconnected, unsuited, gapped cards to me, ... I am enjoying this ... grrrr" flintsword | ||
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| Re: Jackassery at the poker table..., flintsword, 7. Jun 2003 09:50 | ||
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| "Evil Kneivel couldn't jump the gap between these cards !" flintsword | ||
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| Re: Jackassery at the poker table..., Andrew Wells, 7. Jun 2003 22:13 | ||
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| Something you hear almost every session, "I had to defend my big blind." Or the one I like to say sometimes, "72o is a fine hand, I don't lose any money with it." | ||
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| Re: Jackassery at the poker table..., MozMan, 8. Jun 2003 07:40 | ||
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| Here's one I like to say when I feel like being a jackass: Someone turns over rockets, I say chidingly, "Pocket Aces?? You play that trash??" -Moz "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." | ||
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| Re: Jackassery at the poker table..., 4 POKER, 8. Jun 2003 10:27 | ||
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| 'Just heard a real doozy last night while playing in an Omaha 8 game at the Commerce in Cali. I'm heads up with this guy, there's no possible low draw on the turn, the turn card brings the flush(which I had), I bet the turn, he hesitates for a second, calls my bet and then says, "I knew you had the flush but I was open-ended"'! What a goofball- he puts me on the flush and draws to the straight anyway. gotta love it! 4 POKER | ||
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| Re: Jackassery at the poker table..., stdioh, 10. Jun 2003 11:01 | ||
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| Fish (upon losing with 33 on the river): I have no luck, how can you play those stupid cards? (suited connectors) Me: What are you bitching about? I had you solidly beat the whole way. Fish: Yeah, but that's only because I didn't get another three. Me: You needed another three and you needed the board to pair. Fish: So? Me: *actually started laughing* | ||
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