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New quote..., MozMan, 6. Jun 2003 10:52
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At 4 pokers' suggestion...

-Moz

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
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Re: New quote..., 4 POKER, 6. Jun 2003 10:55
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"'The Godfather"... Now that's a movie!

Great quote, good job!

Thanks,
4 POKER
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Re: New quote..., stdioh, 6. Jun 2003 10:57
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That's a great quote, but just too funny out of context - sounds like something out of a cheesey porno.
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Re: New quote..., 4 POKER, 6. Jun 2003 10:59
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Hey, don't you go knocking "The Godfather" (LOL)
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Re: New quote..., stdioh, 6. Jun 2003 11:04
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Though this is really a thread that belongs in "Not Quite Poker" I'll pipe in with my favourite movie qoute:

"First you want to kill me, then you want to kiss me. *spits grape seeds* Blow."

From the most quotable movie in existence, Army of Darkness (original working title, Medievaldead)
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Re: New quote..., shorn, 6. Jun 2003 11:37
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No way. The "Most Quotable" title has to go to Caddyshack...
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Re: New quote..., TKarrde, 6. Jun 2003 11:53
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Per an internet search it says The Prinecess Bride or Monty Python's Holy Grail. Both are great movies. But I'm partial to The Princess Bride.

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

TK

My apologies to everyone who is wanting to read content related to poker.
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Re: New quote..., MozMan, 6. Jun 2003 11:56
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Ahh, yes, also one of my favorites!

-Moz

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
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Re: New quote..., stdioh, 6. Jun 2003 11:56
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Yeah...that is a pretty quotable movie.

"Before I kill you I would like to ask you one question."
"Certainly"
"Do you have six fingers on your right hand?"
"Do you begin all conversations this way?"

"Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?"
"If there are, we'll all be dead."
"Stop that rhyming now; I mean it!"
"Anybody want a peanut?"
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Re: New quote..., TKarrde, 6. Jun 2003 12:03
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I had to add a quote to my signature like Moz. I just wish I was Sicilian. But putting in "Quater-Irish-quarter-English-some-German-Czech-and-possibly-Pol" just didn't sound as good.

TKarrde

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
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Re: New quote..., MozMan, 6. Jun 2003 14:46
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Funny part is, I AM Sicilian... LOL!!!
-Moz

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
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Re: New quote..., 4 POKER, 6. Jun 2003 19:29
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on 6. Jun 2003 14:46 MozMan wrote:
> Funny part is, I AM Sicilian... LOL!!!
> -Moz
>
> "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."


Just reading that quote makes me laugh...it's the best!

4 POKER
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Re: New quote..., MozMan, 6. Jun 2003 11:55
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I think that title belongs to "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."

"Makes me shiver with atici..."
"say it! say it! 'consta...' "
"...pation!"

-Moz

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
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Re: New quote..., SKinner, 6. Jun 2003 12:40
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"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."

-Ghostbusters

My favorite quotable movie.

"Where do these stairs go? They go up."
"Yes it's true, this man has no dick."
"When somebody asks if you're a God, you say YES!"

Okay, I'll stop now.

–SKinner
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Re: New quote..., stdioh, 6. Jun 2003 14:50
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Yes, also a very quotable movie and one I have watched far too many times.

You're missing a few important ones though:

"Aim for the flat top!"
"Nimble little minx, isn't she."
"I make it a rule never to get involved with posessed people - actually its more of a guideline than a rule."

And the best dialogue in the whole film:

Annie Pots: "I do a lot of reading; some people say I'm too intellectual, but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play raquetball. Do you have any hoppies Dr. Spengler?"
Harrold Ramis: "I colect spores, molds, and fungus."
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Re: New quote..., MouseBeast, 6. Jun 2003 18:04
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naw.. the best quotes come from a different movie:

"There's nothing wrong with that name..."

"There WAS nothing wrong with it, until i was about 12 years old, and that no-talent assclown became famous and started winning grammys"

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Re: New quote..., Jacob, 7. Jun 2003 16:03
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One of my favourites
The good, the bad and the the Ugly:
Clint: Theres two kind of people in this world my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig..points to the grave...You dig.
Great quote amazing Movie..and no it's got absolutely nothing to do with poker..at all..or so it seems:)
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Re: New quote..., balik, 7. Jun 2003 16:56
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On the line of Clint Eastwood movies:

He's talking to Chief Dan George about Sandra Locke:

Clint: "It seems everytime I start to liking someone they ain't around very long"

Chief Dan George: "Yeh, I notice when you start disliking someone they ain't around very long neither."
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Re: New quote..., SKinner, 9. Jun 2003 12:16
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on 6. Jun 2003 18:04 MouseBeast wrote:
> naw.. the best quotes come from a different movie:
>
> "There's nothing wrong with that name..."
>
> "There WAS nothing wrong with it, until i was about 12 years old, and that no-talent assclown became famous
> and started winning grammys"

Office Space. Great movie.
>
>
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Re: New quote..., SKinner, 9. Jun 2003 12:20
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"Okay....who brought the dog."
"I feel so funky."
"Get her? That was your plan?"
"We're exterminators. Somone saw a cockroach up on twelve.....Must be some cockroach.....Bite your head off, man."


I can't stop...
SKinner
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