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 STATE LOTTERY SCAMS MILLIONS, Doug's Inbreed Brother, 3. Jun 2003 11:47 | ||
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| I've been playing the Kentucky lottery for 1 month and have yet to win. BEWARE! This is a SCAM! All they want is your money! Here is my system... I play my mamma's birthday (the 27th) I play my poppy's birthday (the 4th) I play Elvis's birthday (the 8th) I play Jeff Gordon's number (24) I play my IQ (12) My Power Ball number is my penis size (2 inches). You tell me... how can I be losing??? The nice woman on the psychic network told me that she new 2 things for sure... 1) It wasn't me who got my sister pregnant (it was my brother doug). 2) I was blessed when it came to pickin' numbers. GO FIGURE!! All they do is take your money and your food stamps. My manager at McDonald's agrees with me. He's been playing the Kentucky lottery for 25 YEARS and has never won a cent. 25 YEARS!! Just think about that! IF THIS ISN'T UNDENIABLE PROOF, THEN WHAT IS??? Watch CNN... they will tell you how the ping pong balls are all magnetically charged so that the winner is pre-determined. TAKE YOUR MONEY AND RUN. BEWARE! Remember... you heard it here first. Signed, Doug's Inbreed Moron Brother (It run's in the family. I mean it really runs in the family) p.s. If you see Doug, tell him I need to talk to him about our sister. He's usually on Planet Poker pissing his McDonald's check away on cards like 2-7 unsuited in first position. Thanks! | ||
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| Re: STATE LOTTERY SCAMS MILLIONS, shorn, 3. Jun 2003 11:50 | ||
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| This was great!! I think all of our sarcastic remarks are the best way to get Doug and his family of inbreeds to stop posting. I am surprised that they even know how to use a computer... | ||
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| Re: STATE LOTTERY SCAMS MILLIONS, SKinner, 3. Jun 2003 12:00 | ||
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| I have a sneaking suspicion that "Doug," alias "CNN," alias "NBC NEWS" isn't a real person. It wouldn't surprise me if it was some company owner trying to stir up negative publicity against a competitor, or something. Obviously it's a real person. What I mean is that he/she is not a real player. Anybody ever get a personal response from he/she/it? Anyway, funny post. I've always said that the lottery is a special tax for people who cannot do math. Cheers, SKinner | ||
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| Re: STATE LOTTERY SCAMS MILLIONS, stdioh, 4. Jun 2003 11:17 | ||
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| I think that if we are refering to he or she or it in this case, we should use the PC pronoun...which would be h'or'sh'it :) No, I think h'or'sh'it is a real person...probably a 13 year old kid who got in trouble for buying in with daddy's Visa. | ||
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| Re: STATE LOTTERY SCAMS MILLIONS, TKarrde, 3. Jun 2003 12:04 | ||
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| Ok, I don't know who posted this. But that is damn funny. I mean, laughing my butt off out loud in the office funny!! I'm guessing it was a regular poster and I could take some guesses at who. But I'd like to let them know how good that was! TK | ||
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| Re: STATE LOTTERY SCAMS MILLIONS, STEPHEN ROWE, 3. Jun 2003 15:15 | ||
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| Great post man. Your tongue is super-glued to your cheek. | ||
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| Re: STATE LOTTERY SCAMS MILLIONS, MozMan, 3. Jun 2003 15:18 | ||
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| Undoubtedly some of the funniest stuff I have seen in ages. OMG, I am laughing my a** off... it's funny in jsut too many different ways. Thanx man. I needed that. -Moz "There is no spoon." | ||
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| Re: STATE LOTTERY SCAMS MILLIONS, trwebb26, 4. Jun 2003 09:33 | ||
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| The lottery is a tax for people who are bad at math. | ||
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| Re: STATE LOTTERY SCAMS MILLIONS, stdioh, 4. Jun 2003 11:18 | ||
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| I always called lottery tickets "voluntary taxes." | ||
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| Re: STATE LOTTERY SCAMS MILLIONS, stdioh, 4. Jun 2003 11:25 | ||
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| Post of the week. | ||
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