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 Voodoo Ritual, TKarrde, 22. Apr 2003 06:40 | ||
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| Anybody know of any good Voodoo rituals to break the curse of the "second best" hand? TK | ||
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| Re: Voodoo Ritual, Nathaniel Brous, 22. Apr 2003 07:47 | ||
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| on 22. Apr 2003 06:40 TKarrde wrote: > Anybody know of any good Voodoo rituals to break the curse of the "second best" hand? TK Yes. Approach the next table you play at from the South. Spread out your fingers in front of you about waist high and wiggle them slightly. Repeat this phrase three times...."Hoo doo voo doo blackbird doo doo." The curse will break instantly. This also works against people who are frequently sucking out on you, except that you have to add the phrase "on you" and be facing your victim when you chant. :) -Nathaniel Brous | ||
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| Re: Voodoo Ritual, TKarrde, 22. Apr 2003 09:16 | ||
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| Sounds great. I'll have to try that. It the least I will provide entertainment for the card room. At best I'll have them laughing so hard they won't be able to see their cards straight. :) TK | ||
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| Re: Voodoo Ritual, stdioh, 22. Apr 2003 07:55 | ||
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| > Anybody know of any good Voodoo rituals to break the curse of the "second best" > hand? If your hand is second best then cut it off and cast it away. Yes, I am going to hell. :) | ||
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| That won't work!, Easy E, 22. Apr 2003 08:00 | ||
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| It'll just come crawling back and river you when you're not prepared.... didn't you see that old movie? | ||
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| Re: That won't work!, stdioh, 22. Apr 2003 09:25 | ||
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| I'll just stick a bucket on top of it and weigh the bucket down with a hefty copy of _A Farewell To Arms_ | ||
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| Re: Voodoo Ritual, Snorbolus, 22. Apr 2003 12:13 | ||
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| on 22. Apr 2003 07:55 stdioh wrote: > If your hand is second best then cut it off and cast it away. Your own hand is always second best to the hand of that special someone, but sometimes you just have to take what you can get. You could try lying on your arm for a while until your hand becomes numb and feels a little more like somebody else's. Less drastic than cutting it off I think. Snorbolus | ||
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| Re: Voodoo Ritual, stdioh, 22. Apr 2003 12:56 | ||
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| > Your own hand is always second best to the hand of that special someone, but sometimes > you just have to take what you can get. You could try lying on your arm for a while until > your hand becomes numb and feels a little more like somebody else's. Less drastic than > cutting it off I think. The real quesion is, "If my left hand causes me to sin and I cut it off and cast it away and *THEN* my right hand causes me to sin, how do I cut it off?" Not original - I stole that from Blackadder. | ||
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| Re: Voodoo Ritual, chasepoker, 22. Apr 2003 13:28 | ||
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| > The real quesion is, "If my left hand causes me to sin and I cut it off and cast it away and > *THEN* my right hand causes me to sin, how do I cut it off?" > > Not original - I stole that from Blackadder. I would have thought you go to the second hand shop and get a new one. Boom boom. | ||
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| Re: Voodoo Ritual, timmer, 22. Apr 2003 18:28 | ||
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| > > The real quesion is, "If my left hand causes me to sin and I cut it off and cast it away and > *THEN* my right hand causes me to sin, how do I cut it off?" With a lawnmower, dummy. | ||
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| Re: Voodoo Ritual, timmer, 22. Apr 2003 18:26 | ||
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| I like the silver medal ceremony best. If you ever happen to end up second best to me just ask and I'll perform it for you . timmer hoodoovoodooblackbirddoodoo.- sheesh" ~(8>P) | ||
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| Re: Voodoo Ritual, 4 POKER, 22. Apr 2003 20:27 | ||
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| The Cure-All: Take a break, Go outside, Smoke a joint. Relax. Go back to the game. Play some more. Still second best?... Smoke another joint. 4 POKER:) | ||
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| Re: Voodoo Ritual, Tommy waggoner, 23. Apr 2003 20:49 | ||
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| on 22. Apr 2003 20:27 4 POKER wrote: > The Cure-All: > > > Take a break, > Go outside, > Smoke a joint. > > Relax. > > Go back to the game. > Play some more. > > Still second best?... > > Smoke another joint. > > 4 POKER:) > > If the weed don't work, hit the crack pipe. | ||
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| Re: Voodoo Ritual, 4 POKER, 23. Apr 2003 21:54 | ||
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| on 23. Apr 2003 20:49 Tommy waggoner wrote: > on 22. Apr 2003 20:27 4 POKER wrote: > > The Cure-All: > > > > > > Take a break, > > Go outside, > > Smoke a joint. > > > > Relax. > > > > Go back to the game. > > Play some more. > > > > Still second best?... > > > > Smoke another joint. > > > > 4 POKER:) > > > > If the weed don't work, hit the crack pipe. no, LOL... just the weed!! | ||
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| Re: Voodoo Ritual, Tommy waggoner, 23. Apr 2003 04:20 | ||
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| The only thing that you can really do is let it run its course, unless you are playing too loose, in that case my advice would be to tighten up. | ||
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